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July 17, 2025
With growing talks of streaming rights and the future of broadcasting, in standard NBA fashion, the league is considering going backward and airing games in newspapers. That’s right; fans will now have to watch their teams via blurry images on thin paper and hack articles. This shocking move made waves on X, with one fan saying, “Uh, how does this even work? I don’t even like basketball anymore. God, please scorch this league.” NBA spokespeople were quoted as saying, “We actually think this is a cool vintage move. Anything to avoid progress for the league, really. We would air games on chiseled stone and hieroglyphics if we could. Wait, that’s a great idea; write that down, write that down!”
This is a developing story: We’ll give updates on the situation as we learn more.
