March 26, 2025
As we approach the midpoint of the NBA season, team doctors are still baffled by growing cases of the Illness (illness). The mystery disease has ravaged NBA rosters and has the world asking one question: where did it come from? Speculation of the origin of the disease ranges from spoiled Gatorade to stadium hot dogs. Hopefully, a cure will be found before the playoffs.
This is a developing story: We’ll give updates on the situation as we learn more.