NBA issues apology for bad shooting slumps as rims found to be oval.

By Editor-in-chief

April 5, 2025

The NBA released a statement apologizing for rough shooting slumps as they were found to be installing oval rims. “Well, all I have to say is oopsie! You see, what had happened was we also install carnival basketball rims on the side, and the two boxes got mixed up. So, really, you’re not mad at us, you’re mad at USPS,” Adam Silver stated. NBA teams did not find this as amusing as Silver, with one team releasing a statement that simply said “WTF.”