March 11, 2025
The Washington Wizards have had enough of losing games. After underwhelming performances from their rookies, the team is now looking to the mystic arts for help. Self-proclaimed wizard Alastor Moody-Merlin will get his first start at guard Monday. “Yeah, it’s crazy, but this team needs a little crazy right now,” a team spokesperson said. The Wizards attempted a similar move in 2004 when they started a magician at power forward, but this move failed when he couldn’t rebound and only did card tricks instead.