Porzingis and Zion now to be paid as seasonal employees.

By Editor-in-chief

March 7, 2025

After yet another frustrating injury-riddled season for Tingus Pingus and Ole’ Zion, teams have negotiated contracts to pay them as seasonal employees. Contracts will now be split up into 3-month increments. The stars will work at McDonald’s to make ends meet in their off-season. Time will tell if this novel form of contract will pay off.

Porzingis and Zion now to be paid as seasonal employees.

Steph Curry has broken his own 3 record again, and again, and again.

TNT to stipulate reporters actually watch the games.