Pelicans say Center is overrated; would run 5-point guards if possible.

By Editor-in-chief

March 7, 2025

After failing to address the vacant center position, the New Orleans Pelicans released a statement Wednesday. “The Pelicans organization believes that the days of the center are over. We love the absence of a center so much; we would run a lineup of 5 guards if we could.” Despite the confidence, the Pelicans have yet to break 10 in the win column this season.